Lib Reactionaries on Parade!

                              (Sung to the tune of "Pink Elephants on Parade")

Look out! Look out!
Lib Reactionaries on parade

Here they come!

Hippety hoppety

They're here and there
Lib Reactionaries ev'rywhere

Look out! Look out!

They're walking around the bed

On their head

Clippety cloppety

Arrayed in braid
Lib Reactionaries on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do?
What an unusual view!

I could stand the sight of worms

And look at microscopic germs

But technicolor Liberals
Is really much for me


I am not the type to faint

When things are odd or things are quaint

But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright
What a sight!

Chase 'em away!

Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Lib Reactionaries on parade!

Lib Reactionaries!
Lib Reactionaries!

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