(Sung to the tune of "Pink Elephants on Parade")
Look out! Look out!
Lib Reactionaries on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
Lib Reactionaries ev'rywhere
They're walking around the bed
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
Lib Reactionaries on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do?
What an unusual view!
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor Liberals
Is really much for me
I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid need your aid
Lib Reactionaries on parade!
Lib Reactionaries!
Lib Reactionaries!
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